Words with Pam Anderson

People mag did a quick free association with Pam, here's the scoop:

Comedy Central Roast: My friends said, "How are you ever going to get a date after this?"

Playing ditzy: If Suzanne Somers sees me, she goes, "Hey, dumb blonde!" I'm like, "Hi, dumb blonde!"

Star Jones loses 150 lbs: Then she can wear a smaller fur coat

PETA named Paris Hilton worst dressed celeb: She's mostly naked-what are they complaining about?

Spring Break: We'll snowboard, but I don't like all the clothes- too much for me

Next Project: I'm thinking of a cooking show on the beach. My agents think I'm crazy