"I was like, 'I'm going to play Da Vinci?'"Tom Hanks, on what little he knew about the The Da Vinci Code when he was asked to star in the movie
I don't care for the words that spew from your mouth, Tom Hanks, because I am distracted by the sheer beauty and untapped sexuality that is Audrey Tatou. Go away, Tom Hanks. You are a dog poop that stinks a wretched odor, an odor that Audrey Tatou need not bear witness to. She is a goddess and you are an eternal eyesore. Go now, and may your family size portions of mediocrity be not at the same table as Audrey Tatou's warm, soft buns of perfection.Audrey... call me. I'll make you pancakes any day.
Who would've thought Forrest Gump would play the lead in The Davinci Code. Certainly not me! I thought Hugh Jackman would've been the better cast.
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