It's a good thing he's wearing sunglasses, because people might notice his crazy eyes. People with crazy eyes can't be trusted. Don't trust monkeys in a zoo, either. They'll steal your car keys if you lean up too close to the cage. If you get too close to Tom, he'll also steal your car keys. Tom=zoo monkey.
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It's a good thing he's wearing sunglasses, because people might notice his crazy eyes. People with crazy eyes can't be trusted. Don't trust monkeys in a zoo, either. They'll steal your car keys if you lean up too close to the cage. If you get too close to Tom, he'll also steal your car keys. Tom=zoo monkey.
That's the perfect post title!
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