Sunday, April 30, 2006

Keith Richards thinks he's a coconut

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards jumped, um... fell out of a palm tree and suffered a mild concussion while vacationing in Fiji. Or did he fall off a jet ski? He was flown to a New Zealand hospital for treatment over the weekend.

"Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," a rep said.


neal gardner said...

Thankfully, the local hospital administered an IV heroin tap as soon as he was admitted.

Mike V. said...

Christ, can you imagine if he died from this?
After all these years of ingesting every known toxin to man.