"If I hold up this bikini top over my head, close my eyes reeeeaaal tight and pray and pray, maybe I'll grow big, firm boobies."
"...oh--wait. That means adding poundage. Pfft. Nevamind. Where's my crackpipe?"
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"If I hold up this bikini top over my head, close my eyes reeeeaaal tight and pray and pray, maybe I'll grow big, firm boobies."
"...oh--wait. That means adding poundage. Pfft. Nevamind. Where's my crackpipe?"
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