Beckham goes cheap

A private soccer lesson with David Beckham received the lowest bid at Sir Elton John's Oscar party last Sunday.

Drunken auctioneer Sharon Stone sold the lesson for $70,000. Most prizes at the auction hit six-figure bids.

Sean 'Diddy' Combs bid $65,000, but was outbid at the last moment. A source told PageSix, "Guess that shows how much Americans care about soccer!"...Where were all the boozy, horny, women bidders? Speaking of Becks...Have you ever heard his voice? I read on a board the other day that it "ruins his whole look." Go check it out