Victoria and David....nap time

David and Vicky are so boring, the producer of their new reality show is trying to create some fake drama to *spice* things up for the series.

An insider tells the Enquirer, "The show has a lot going for it- one of the world's hottest and most stylish celebrity couples, their exciting relocation to LA and David's historic joining of the LA Galaxy soccer team." World's? historic? Who knew?

Executive producer Simon Fuller felt the premise wasn't exciting enough for the "demanding American audience." The answer? Posh's bodyguard and personal assistant will have scripted roles. Simon brought in the two so they could "battle" on the show. HOW exciting!

Simon, who is also Vick's manager, is currently shopping the series to the top television networks. "He is sure the Beckham's are going to be the next big thing on American television, they just need a little help getting there."