Monday, September 10, 2007

Glazed, chubby Brit barely makes it through the VMA's

Britney Spears waded through her "comeback" performance at last night's VMA's. She did some serious lip-synching through her new song 'Gimme More'.

Brit seemed tired and slow among her sea of hot, energetic dancers on the S&M styled set. Cameras showed 50 Cent looking like he wanted to cover his eyes, while Rihanna was "seen in fits of laughter." It really was hard not to laugh.

After the performance Sarah Silverman came on stage and said, "Was that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind blowing."

MTV Video Music Awards 2007 winners:

Video of the Year: Rihanna - 'Umbrella'

Male Artist of the Year: Justin Timberlake

Female Artist of the Year: Fergie

Best New Artist: Gym Class Heroes

Best Group: Fall Out Boy

Most Earth-Shattering Collaboration: Beyoncé Knowles and Shakira - 'Beautiful Liar'

Quadruple Threat of the Year: Justin Timberlake

Monster Single of the Year: Rihanna - 'Umbrella'

Best Director: Justin Timberlake - 'What Goes Around... Comes Around' (Samuel Bayer)

Photo Source: Go and stare at Just Jared


a soul deranged said...

She is not skinny as she was in her hay day no. She does look damn good for poping out two kids as close in age as they are. I hope I look that good after kids. Her hair was as good as you can get with that much extentions in them. She obvious wasn't prepared or and was nervous. Was in heels that she hadn't practiced in walking in.

It was a horrible cover. The only time she wasn't lip singing she was butching a Elvis tune.

gabsmash said...

I'm thinking she just sucked on too many lollipops before she hit the stage.

She looks like she hasn't worked out in months, she lives on fast food, cigs and alcohol. She has enough money to hire a trainer, a nutritionist- she easily could have prepared. She is done.

Jenny said...

While the performance may have been terrible - I don't see how everyone thinks she looks fat. She's just not a teenager anymore.

I guess you have to be anorexic with a lollypop head these days to be considered beautiful.