Monday, April 03, 2006

Tom marrying Kat this summer

Tom Cruise told a German tabloid that he and Katie Holmes want to get married this summer, after the birth of their baby and the release of his new movie, "Mission: Impossible III."

While in Berlin Saturday he said that his two pilots were "at the ready" to fly him home should Holmes go into labor. "If Katie calls, I'm gone," he said.

"First the baby, then the film," he was quoted as saying. "Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't let this woman get away." What?! Is that scary? Like "whether she likes it or not" scary


TheIdleReceptionist said...

If by "get away" he means "burn the DVDs Kat's recording to her unborn child in the event that she gets offed by an intergallactic walrus before the birth so the fetus can be incubated to gestation."

Jenni said...

Is it just me, or does it look like Katie is going to eat Tom in this picture?


neal gardner said...

TIR&Jenni:BWAAAHHHAAHHAAA!!!!! awesome.

Here's the plot rundown for Mission Impossible III:
A famous, closet gay Scientologist finds a young, up-and-coming actress to get pregnant, marry, and influence her every move.

The sequel should be interesting.