Speaking of divorce....

Tori and Dean McDermott, the guy that we wouldn't even be talking about, will star in a new reality series. They will choose a bed-and-breakfast in southern California to buy and refurbish over time. So exciting.

According to producer Randy Barbato the couple "may be actors, but they're also very entrepreneurial. They wanted to create a real business." The cameras will also follow the couple as they prepare for their roles as expectant parents. The season will wrap up around the time of their baby's birth in March. The show will conclude with the couple's divorce proceedings in May. Kidding.

The untitled show will air on the Oxygen network and debut next spring. Why God, whyyy?