George Michael found high and slumped over wheel again

George Michael has been arrested and cautioned after being found once again slumped over the wheel of his car in London and in possession of weed, according to The Sun. It was his fourth incident in eight months, including three involving him asleep at the wheel.

Police said that George was taken into custody on Sunday, was cautioned by police for having an illegal drug on him and was released on bail pending inquiries on being unfit to drive. He was taken briefly to hospital as a precautionary measure.

The singer's partner, Kenny Goss, told The Sun that Michael had nothing to say. "He's fine and I've got him a McDonald's," he said. Oh thank God, no more worries