"Every man should know that I am not another notch in the belt, that's for sure."Jessica Simpson
Wow, she looks like CRAP!!!
All she needs is a good hair-tease and she could be a young Tammy Faye Baker with all of that make-up. yikes!
If you ask Nick Lachey, she's not "another notch on a belt"...She's another notch on a belt AND a fat new paycheck!
"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!"
"...I mean, I'm not JUST a notch. I'm at least two notches far shar!Now...who was I procreating with this week?"
Dear Jessica,There IS a limit as to how much collagen you can put into your lips. Please tone it down a notch.Thanks,Jenni
Jessica, when you blow every guy you meet....that's not counted as a notch.
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