Sunday, April 02, 2006

Celeb quote of the day



"Every man should know that I am not another notch in the belt, that's for sure."

Jessica Simpson

7 comments:

seeingdouble said...

Wow, she looks like CRAP!!!

Legal Lane said...

All she needs is a good hair-tease and she could be a young Tammy Faye Baker with all of that make-up. yikes!

dParker2.0 said...

If you ask Nick Lachey, she's not "another notch on a belt"...

She's another notch on a belt AND a fat new paycheck!

neal gardner said...

"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!"

TheIdleReceptionist said...

"...I mean, I'm not JUST a notch. I'm at least two notches far shar!

Now...who was I procreating with this week?"

Jenni said...

Dear Jessica,

There IS a limit as to how much collagen you can put into your lips. Please tone it down a notch.

Thanks,

Jenni

Buddha Bong said...

Jessica, when you blow every guy you meet....that's not counted as a notch.